Enigin Scam Busters
At Enigin PLC we take Energy Management very seriously – even if we don’t always take ourselves too seriously...
We are the Enigin Scam Busters and our mission is to rid the world of scam rip-off products that make bogus claims of saving energy when in fact they are full of TOSH (Totally Outlandish Savings Hype). Why do we do this? Because people are increasingly wary about investing in products and solutions for fear they could be the victim of a scam or rip-off TOSH product and we believe this is one of the biggest enemies decision makers face when it comes to investing in energy saving technologies that WE KNOW work. It’s also vital that we ensure that otherwise GOOD PRODUCTS are installed on the RIGHT APPLICATIONS to make sure they too don’t get falsely labeled as a scam or rip-off.
Enigin Scam Busters Enemy No1: - TOSH promulgated by suppliers of deficient products who make unsubstantiated wild and exaggerated claims about their energy saving gizmo’s OR they install good stuff on the wrong equipment. We don’t want you to be trapped by Totally Outlandish Savings Hype.
Each member of the Enigin Scam Buster Team goes to extraordinary measures in order to ensure we always deliver extraordinary results… every time. We have EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL equipment at our disposal and powerful information that we keep in the CLOUDS.
Because we are Super Human – Super Hero’s WE NEVER SLEEP… we are your VIRTUAL Energy Managers: 24 hours each day… 7 days each week… 365 days of the year.
Our earthly mission is to expose rip-off scam products and make sure that when you decide to install energy saving technology on any of your terrestrial equipment you can be sure it works and you’ll get all of your money back…FAST… actually we’ll even tell you how long it will take and then how much more you will go on to save afterwards. We will send it to you from our CLOUD in neat, easy to read package displays directly onto your personal communication tool namely PC, laptop, android or i-THING - so you don’t have any fudge-factor to cut through – just salient, easy to see graphical displays that tell you everything in a jiffy. We are The Enigin Scam Busters – and we are always here to help YOU.
We have more enemies but first - WHO ARE YOU?
Most of the people we help live on planet earth and could be CHILDREN who want to know about and PROVE the efficacy of energy saving ideas so when they grow up they can check if their Mum’s, Dad’s and Grandparents were doing all they could – while they had the chance - to save the planet from being enveloped with a thick cloud of CARBON GLOOM. Some of the people we help are OLD HIPPIES transported from the sixties and remember an idealistic time when people believed if we all worked together we could make the world a better place… but since then things have just got a whole lot worse… but The Enigin Scam Busters plan to do our bit to help YOU change all that. One earthling really can make a difference but only if there is enough of them working side-by-side.
Ironically… in the process of working for the greater good and trying to find ways of reducing the amount of CARBON we produce, most of our friends have found out that rather than costing them money they have ended up making themselves MORE MONEY and that’s because we can prove to you that its much more profitable to SAVE energy than it is to keep buying more.
Utility companies and their agents will happily keep pumping more power packs into your facility… some of our friends believe they always do it with the best interests of the customer at heart every time. Is that what you think?
Enigin Scam Busters Enemy No 2:- Any UNETHICAL Utility Company and there Agents and Service Providers who spiel lots of TOSH about their ‘special tariff deals’ so they can SWITCH you to them. They offer to transport you to a better world where you will be buying cheaper ‘power packs’ – that is Kilowatts in earthling speak, but they don’t tell you that there are HIDDEN scams in the new deal that are perpetrated solely to rip-off more money from you in the long-term by RIDICULOUS excess charges. The Enigin Scam Buster Team have even found out on a number of cases that there has been substantial OVERCHARGING going on for several years.
Have YOU ever felt you seem to be paying more than you should be and your bills are too high? That could be because THEY ARE too high! The problem you have is that without the Enigin Scam Buster Team on your side… how can you check when the electricity you buy is invisible and your bills come in as one lump sum?
If you want to GET SERIOUS and enlist the help of the Enigin Scam Buster Team you need to start by transporting to the www.EniginScamBusters.co.uk website and you will be helped. We have members of the Enigin Scam Buster Team in over 50 countries of your world and as soon as you send us your details we will digitize them and propel them by satellite to the squad waiting in the invisible cloud that sits above you right now.